Meet the makers of the Menopause Survival Kit Rants & Big Pants!

Meet the makers of the Menopause Survival Kit Rants & Big Pants!

With a name like Rants & Big Pants we know you're gonna love this duo.  So who are Rants & Big Pants?  Well, Neens and dB (RABP) are self-proclaimed champions of mid-life and beyond so who better to curate this box?  Whether you’re perimenopausal, slap bang in the middle of it or (hopefully) coming to the end of your journey, this box is full of some of Neens and dB’s personal faves…Here's what they picked and why.



Elemis Pro-Collagen Marine Cream 15ml 

Neens  “This never fails to make my skin feel like it’s had a surge of moisture.”


Spacemasks Heated Eye Masks 

Neens “I find it hard to be in shut the world out, but the minute I pop this on I”m transported to a place of pure relaxation.”


Vichy - Mineral 89 Serum 4ml

dB  “Ohhhhh my desert island serum. Why? Because it’s so hydrating. I don’t go anywhere without it.”


Vichy Neovadiol ‘Skincare for Menopause’ Serum 5ml

Neens “ This is ideal for maturing skin, as it nourishes and improves skin tone and when your menopausal who doesn’t need that!”


Hado Labo 

Neens  “My dehydrated menopausal skin, thanks me for this.”


Benefit Bad Gal Bang Mascara 

Neens “I absolutely adore this in Blue so why not include it in black as it’s the most commonly used colour.”


Benefit Cosmetics 24 hour Brow Setter 

dB  “Me and my pesky wayward brows can’t live without this. They’re set in place all day.” 


 Rohto Eye Drops

dB “Did you know that if your eyes water a lot, you could be suffering with dry eye syndrome! This bottle of magic keeps my eyes feeling freshly awakened.” 


dry eye drop


Beauty Kitchen High Definition Oil

dB “For me, this is the best facial oil I’ve tried so far. My skin is left soft and glowing but not greasy. It’s a must have in my morning routine.”


beauty kitchen facial oil


Faace Menopause Mask 

dB “This multitasking cream can be used as a mosituriser or a mask and however you choose to use it, you won’t be disappointed. Oh and a little goes a long way!”


face menopause mask



Neens  "This on your feet before bed is a game changer!  Forget too cool for school this is super cool in bed."



Erborian CC Red Correct

 Neens  "If there's one product guaranteed to dull down my pesky menopause redness, it's this beauty."


erobian red cc correct



Phew, I'm exhausted after that!!!  The box is worth over £145 and is only £40 but VERY limited numbers...  Get yours HERE!

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As always, we'd love to know what you think and hear about your meno and perimeno experiences and dilemmas, the ladies may even be able to help! 



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